(Source: nightmarepoet)
suddenly overhearing people talking about a thing you like
what if rocks are actually soft but just tense up when we touch them?
How stoned are you right now?
Was that a fucking pun?
i just pretend i know what im talking about 150% of the time
if you can’t blow them away with your brilliance, baffle them with your bullshit
i think i just found my senior quote
i havent made an icarly joke in awhile so heres a good one:
icarly
haha its funny because that show was a joke
- PE Teacher: why are you running so slowly
- Me: It does not matter how slow you go, as long as you do not stop - Wisdom of Confucius
how do some people just say “send me asks” and they actually get asks like there’s gotta be some voodoo magic behind that shit
- teacher: where's your homework
- me: where's leonardo dicaprio's oscar



