kordova:

suddenly overhearing people talking about a thing you like

image

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potential-and-difference:

prop-215:

dazegetbrighter:

what if rocks are actually soft but just tense up when we touch them?

How stoned are you right now?

Was that a fucking pun?

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schticky-friend:

shitilivefor:

katara:

i just pretend i know what im talking about 150% of the time 

if you can’t blow them away with your brilliance, baffle them with your bullshit

i think i just found my senior quote

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freddybenson:

totaldramayaoi:

freddybenson:

i havent made an icarly joke in awhile so heres a good one:

icarly

haha its funny because that show was a joke

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  • PE Teacher: why are you running so slowly
  • Me: It does not matter how slow you go, as long as you do not stop - Wisdom of Confucius

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hallmonitears:

how do some people just say “send me asks” and they actually get asks like there’s gotta be some voodoo magic behind that shit

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  • teacher: where's your homework
  • me: where's leonardo dicaprio's oscar

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